S1 Ep7: I'm A Doctor
Hello Dysfunction
Hello Dysfunction
4.8 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 12 November 2018
⏱️ 104 minutes
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Summary
From chemtrails, to California fires, to Pata Fria's burn unit vagina story, this week the girls are on fire, literally. The duo also goes over premature ejaculation, tampons vs. diva cups, racism, and a ghost story. This episode is packed with self-love, and of course some more crying, lol. As always, enjoy..
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| 0:00.0 | Hi I'm eating crutons welcome to episode number seven this is a lucky. |
| 0:05.0 | Number seven this is a lucky episode if you listen to this episode in its entirety and make a wish at the very end. |
| 0:18.6 | Your penis will grow to interest. |
| 0:19.9 | All of your wishes will come true. |
| 0:22.3 | They will. Because this is a lucky episode. And it's |
| 0:26.1 | 11 11. Yeah it's a special day. So welcome this is Hello Disfunction dysfunction this is a podcast about just |
| 0:36.3 | functional topics in our lives and the world and the humor we use to cope. |
| 0:44.0 | Yes, to deal with trauma. |
| 0:46.0 | Seriously. |
| 0:48.0 | That's my favorite word this week, seriously. |
| 0:51.0 | Oh, I thought it was trauma. |
| 0:52.0 | I was going to say mine too. Mine too. Twins. |
| 0:55.0 | So we're eating as usual. A gas station salad again. We got another gas station salad. This one is actually better |
| 1:06.6 | Very good than the last one. Excuse me the last one we got |
| 1:10.8 | We also got it discounted. Yeah, we signed up for rewards from this gas station because |
| 1:16.0 | we've fat pig because we go grocery shopping before every episode and get so |
| 1:22.2 | many drinks and snacks it's ridiculous but we want to |
| 1:25.4 | incorporate ASMR into our episode because we know how much you guys love that. |
| 1:35.0 | Except the one girl that wrote in and was like, can you tell me where to start the episode? |
| 1:36.0 | Because I can't stand when people eat. |
| 1:39.0 | If someone's eating on the phone, I'll hang up on them and shit. |
| 1:42.0 | Wow, I'm sorry. I didn't read that. |
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