S1 Ep6: Gas Station Salad & Dirty Sanchez
Hello Dysfunction
Hello Dysfunction
4.8 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 6 November 2018
⏱️ 99 minutes
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The dysfunctional duo is back, and unapologetically unfiltered while discussing sx dolls, g-spot location, open marriages, liars, and prison relationships. They are breaking it down and dissecting so listen up.
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| 0:00.0 | So here we are. Welcome episode six of Hello Disfunction with Patafria and Crystal Barbie. |
| 0:12.0 | We are a |
| 0:14.9 | podcast that sheds humor on real life situations. Yeah, for sure. That's how we deal with trauma. We add humor and it becomes bearable. |
| 0:28.0 | That's really the truth though. It is. |
| 0:32.0 | I have a headache and so I'm smoking a weed pen with CBD and I'm drinking |
| 0:40.4 | caffeine and as far as our snacks today we're just eating a gas |
| 0:44.2 | station salad that was 11 dollars it's like fun oh that was so gross some of it yeah |
| 0:50.7 | some of it is kind of sketch but what do you expect? So if we die tomorrow you know how we died. |
| 0:56.6 | Like this cauliflower is it looks dirty. It's tinged. I can't tell why it looks dirty like they not scrub it |
| 1:03.6 | the kenny beans are good though |
| 1:06.0 | and the cucumber is all right it's a little flimsy hit or miss |
| 1:10.8 | some pepper genies are good though. |
| 1:12.8 | Some items are good, some are a little shady. |
| 1:15.5 | The olives are good. |
| 1:17.2 | Yeah. |
| 1:18.2 | I'm eating it right now. |
| 1:20.0 | That's your ASMR for this week. |
| 1:23.2 | All right, and we have our usual peanut butter. |
| 1:26.4 | Yes. |
| 1:26.9 | Rice Krispy Treat. |
| 1:28.8 | So this week, we're going to start off Halloween past. |
| 1:35.0 | We posted a photo of us together in matching costumes back in the day in high school |
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