S1 Ep8: Curing Rickets

Hello Dysfunction

Improv, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.8 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 20 November 2018

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

Crystal’s father Big Billy is here and the dysfunction is outta control. "I didn't do drugs before I was diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia, I just smoked pot, did acid and rode my motorcycle." Buckle up motherf$^#*s….

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0:00.0	to make sure your tongue touches it.
0:01.8	Oh, my touch.
0:02.8	Bitch, shut the down.
0:03.8	You have to press your tongue, otherwise we're not going to pick up your voice at all.
0:08.6	You have to lick it like Jill Scott.
0:11.6	You have to Jill Scott the mic or else it ain't working. Is your muffin?
0:16.1	Muffin. Are we on? I've been rolling this whole time. Oh good good so it got it good.
0:22.1	Oh good. We got it good.
0:23.0	Oh no.
0:24.0	So we're here for episode 8.
0:27.0	Already.
0:28.0	episode 8. Jesus Christ, that's like two months.
0:31.0	We're almost double digits. I know that's like two months. We're almost double digits.
0:32.9	I know that's a big deal.
0:34.5	It is.
0:35.0	It's really exciting.
0:35.7	We're getting the best feedback ever.
0:38.0	We are.
0:38.3	It makes me so happy every day.
0:40.0	Wait, what? Wait, the butt sisters. So we might as well introduce our
0:46.9	fucking surprise for you guys. Surprise. Surprise.
0:49.9	An annoying Billy. An annoying Billy Billy my dad Elvis Presley is with us say hi yeah she bought me a
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