S1 Ep68: Ambrose Blair - Nachos, Hairspray and Scattergories

The Tim Hawkins Podcast

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality, Improv, Christianity

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🗓️ 3 August 2017

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Gather ‘round, folks… today we get to meet Ambrose Blair, an awesome kid who wished to be on the podcast! This week, Caleb gets uncomfortable while flexing for everyone. Ambrose put Taco Bell on BLAST!!! Freight has is own Wikipedia page?!?! And Tim sneaks into everyone’s houses and eats their lozenges.

Also in this episode: Tim gets hairspray in his mouth. Caleb’s girlfriend, Rachel, joins us on the podcast and watches Kardashians with Tim. Ambrose keeps his cat in an oxygen chamber. The gang has a Scattergories related meltdown. Freight always finds room for ice cream. And we get a sudden phone call from Taco Bell employee, Johnny Nacho.

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0:00.0	I don't want to cross this guy here.
0:11.4	Look at him.
0:13.4	I mean, he's got a stuffed dog under his left.
0:15.9	I don't know if he's a stuffed dog.
0:17.3	I've ever seen.
0:18.3	That's a lot, dog.
0:19.3	That's the happiest stuffed dog I've ever seen.
0:21.4	It is, he's all in my life.
0:23.6	But I don't want to cross him.
0:26.0	He gave me a look and I was like, I've seen that look.
0:29.0	It's like freight train at one in the morning.
0:31.1	The freight monster.
0:32.1	Give me that look.
0:33.6	After a couple of cheese sticks.
0:35.7	Yeah.
0:36.7	We have to cut freight off at a couple of cheese sticks because the third one, he starts
0:40.6	getting a little like a little edgy.
0:42.5	Weird.
0:43.5	Just weird and awkward.
0:45.5	Gassy.
0:46.5	Gassy.
0:47.5	Yeah.
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