S1 Ep5: The Stolen Car

Hello Dysfunction

Improv, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.8 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 30 October 2018

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

It's episode five, and the dysfunction continues. This week the girls are talking about adults that don't do oral, scissoring, pegging, and the time Pata taught Crystal how to drive a stolen car. The girls take some listener questions, give a PSA about trunk junk, and close out with a Dom story. As always, dysfunction at it's finest. 😬🙏

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0:00.0	We're going to start off crunching, huh? We're eating, listen.
0:07.0	Welcome to episode 5 of ASMR during the hello dysfunction.
0:20.0	Your favorite podcast.
0:22.0	Your absolute favorite.
0:23.0	favorite.
0:24.0	I got a flat bugle.
0:27.0	That was a bugle and a bear claw you heard.
0:31.0	I'm almost done. I'm going to choke. Oh my God, I'm going to choke. Once again, we have a table full of fucking snacks.
0:45.0	Say what they are.
0:47.0	We have a strawberry.
0:49.0	I got hair in my mouth.
0:50.0	We got a strawberry cream cheese muffin that she made the gas station attendant warm up
0:59.8	for her because warmed gas station snacks are better than cold.
1:04.0	We're really classy.
1:06.0	We have spicy pumpkin seeds, plus molds, pocket cheese,
1:12.0	a banana cake a little wrapped one we have a bag of
1:17.0	bugles Maria knife the whole fucking bear already two red bowls three bottles of water and an e-cigarette.
1:25.0	And the bugles you got? Yep. Finger hats.
1:30.0	Fake nails.
1:31.0	And it has it on the package now.
1:34.0	They're rolling with it.
1:37.0	You know on episode five.
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