S1 Ep57: 057 - John Crist - Wintergreen, Bunnies and FreightFacts

The Tim Hawkins Podcast

Comedy, Christianity, Religion & Spirituality, Improv

4.7 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 20 April 2017

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Now for Part 2 with John Crist! This week, Tim wants to roast a pocket-sized Freight. The gang wants to take a survival class because nobody knows how to start a fire. Caleb sees a spider and moves out. Freight needs a perch to sit atop at shows. And Tim wants to join PETA. Also in this episode: Freight spills the mints. John takes up rollerblading. A squirrel gets an Uber. Caleb has an awkward interaction with a girl he likes. John sells a kidney to go to a Taylor Swift concert. And we get a special FreightFact about ears. Learn to the piano with Tim’s favorite system: http://www.timpiano.com Follow us @poddybreak Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here to see Tim LIVE!!! Get hair product tips from John at http://www.johncristcomedy.com/ Tweet him @johnbcrist Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Here's a good topic.
0:10.9	Toe shoes socks.
0:13.6	Over it.
0:14.6	You don't like them?
0:15.6	James Prattman swears a little.
0:16.6	Who does it really defend it?
0:17.6	Wait, Toe shoes.
0:18.6	So you talking about the flot shoes or Toe socks?
0:20.8	They talking thongs or you talking?
0:21.8	No, no, no, no.
0:22.8	I'm talking about shoes or socks that you have spaces like what do you call them?
0:28.4	Like grooves for your toes.
0:29.4	No, no, no.
0:30.4	What do you think of those people that are like, it's the natural way to walk and those
0:34.4	that's the only thing they wear.
0:35.4	Well, then don't wear them.
0:36.4	Well, why are you using an iPhone?
0:37.4	Go barefoot.
0:38.4	Why are you using anything to match what?
0:41.4	I saw a guy running like a...
0:44.8	Why do you brush your teeth?
0:46.6	You know?
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