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The Tim Hawkins Podcast

S1 Ep58: 058 - John Branyan - Dummies, Supplements and Comfy Pants

The Tim Hawkins Podcast

The Tim Hawkins Podcast

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality, Improv, Christianity

4.72.3K Ratings

🗓️ 27 April 2017

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

John is hanging out on our “standard-sized” bus. This week, Heather wants Tim to un-condition the air. Caleb never knows when to stop taking supplements. John is upset that the podcast never starts on time. And Freight is buried under a mountain of Poddy Break Loot.

Also in this episode: The music shop in Mr. Roger’s neighborhood is a front. Tim imagines a ventriloquist funeral. Caleb doesn’t have time to worry about artificial intelligence. John is afraid of being mauled by squirrels. And Freight imitates an owl to a moderate degree of success.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

We're rolling. Okay. Hey everybody. I've got one question for you. Do you want to learn how to play piano?

0:05.1

Well, I have got the deal for you and I don't want to say I stumbled across it. I just found it and it's amazing.

0:13.0

See, I wanted to start playing piano on my comedy shows. So I was looking around the internet and I found this guy named Tim Gross who is actually in the band for a guy named Rick Springfield.

0:21.7

Jesse's girl

0:24.1

You know Rick Springfield is amazing.

0:26.1

So it's it was the best website I found Tim Gross's website is the best website I found for learning to play. It's his he cuts through all the

0:36.7

Malarkey the bull he chose exactly what you need to know and it's it's just the best. So what I suggest that you do go to Tim piano.com. It's a special website for my listeners Tim piano.com and check out this this great way of teaching the piano that Tim does.

0:58.6

There's free videos there and you're going to learn more in 15 minutes from this guy then you're going to learn in a month or months or years of regular lessons. The guy is that good and we have worked out a special arrangement for you. My listeners where you can get your first month's lessons for a dollar. That's right. A dollar. He's an awesome guy. Go to Tim piano.com and check it out.

1:22.9

Fun podcast today.

1:28.8

It's a fun one. It's already happened. John Brande was on it. You're going to love it. It's just try to stick with us on this folks because it goes a little manic. But it was one of the more enjoyable podcasts we've ever done. And I'm not surprised because Brandon is a curmudgeon Lee.

1:47.6

Curmudgeon dude. So let's just roll it and do it.

2:06.2

I do not take any kind of nutritional supplement unless it's anti-semitic in like a little bit harsh to the semites.

2:13.7

Well, the Jews did it. We don't do it anymore.

2:18.5

They turned over the soil every seven if they can do it. Why are we doing it? The sand. They turned over the soil now.

2:27.2

I get caught up in that same thing though. I mean, if somebody recommends a supplement to me, even if it's not recommended, honestly, if I see a Facebook ad or anything, I go on their website.

2:36.4

You know, their bio is like, we've revolutionized the dinner and I'm like, okay, yeah, I'm in. I know they have like what's $150. So it has to be real.

2:45.2

Right. Oh, not only that, then you buy it. Well, if you want to get it really good, you're going to buy this for 50. If you really wanted to work. And then if you want that to work.

2:56.4

Just this. All right. Now it's too video. Okay. I'll do it.

3:01.5

Then they send you a little shovel that you can go and turn the soil over with.

3:06.4

We're going to need to send a representative to you a place of living.

3:10.8

When did you start doing that?

3:15.2

Well, I just channeled his other.

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