S1 Ep56: 056 - John Crist - Acting, Q’waves and Freight Fists

The Tim Hawkins Podcast

Comedy, Christianity, Religion & Spirituality, Improv

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🗓️ 13 April 2017

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

John Crist is rolling with us on the bus! This week, Tim teaches a masterclass on Keurig use. John thinks that actors aren’t being real enough. Caleb gets hit with a Freight Fist. And a very young Tim brings down the house with an inappropriate accent. Also in this episode: Tim and John talk about first gigs and worst gigs. Freight reveals his alter ego, Earthquake McGoon. John chooses Dunkin Donuts over Krispy Kreme. Tim throws shade at paninis. John quotes a verse from one of the testaments. And Freight knocks out his costar in Bye Bye, Birdie. Get your Poddy Break Merch! Click Here!!!! Follow us @poddybreak Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here to see Tim LIVE!!! Get hair product tips from John at http://www.johncristcomedy.com/ Tweet him @johnbcrist Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	There's so much going on.
0:10.0	There's so much going on.
0:14.0	There's too many cooks in the kitchen right now.
0:19.8	Well they're trying to make coffee and everybody's trying to get ready to pour all three cooks.
0:24.0	I mean, it's a curic, you push the button and go.
0:28.9	So water's ready, you put little,
0:31.0	come on Mike, up in there,
0:32.8	and then push the only button that's on it.
0:35.6	Hey, how?
0:37.0	Michael, if you're gonna be on this tour,
0:39.0	you've got to learn these things.
0:41.0	The cure at 2.0 is the easiest appliance ever created,
0:44.7	and you need a helper.
0:46.6	How does it work?
0:50.6	Do what?
0:52.8	You raised by Doffin?
0:53.9	Oh no, here we go.
0:55.6	Here we go.
0:56.6	The question thing is, is Michael's smarter
0:58.9	than probably all of us put together?
1:00.4	Yeah, he is.
1:01.4	Well, it's just not right now.
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