S1 Ep4: Grandma Candy & Pocket Cheese

Hello Dysfunction

Improv, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.8 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 23 October 2018

⏱️ 108 minutes

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Summary

This week the deviant duo return with even more dysfunction. Vaginal hygiene, loving people while they're here, Halloween, ghost stories and superstitions. Later in the show they answer some listener questions, talk about male hygiene and a Dom story to finish you off 💦… enjoy.

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0:00.0	So this is episode 4 of Hello Dysfunction starring Crystal Barbie and Patafria.
0:11.0	You're a porn star.
0:13.0	I like to do that on you.
0:15.0	You should be a sex phone worker.
0:17.0	People have messaged me and asked why are you trying to talk sexy during the podcast?
0:22.0	It's like it's natural. I'm not. Are you trying to talk sexy during the podcast?
0:22.5	It's like it's natural.
0:24.0	It's my natural charisma.
0:26.0	This is me.
0:27.0	This is me.
0:28.0	All me.
0:29.0	I talk like this all the time.
0:30.0	That's how I do it.
0:32.0	Um, so welcome back. Welcome back. We have so many snacks you guys it's ridiculous the table
0:37.2	be fucking crazy every time we get here this is absolutely disgusting this is
0:40.8	is our lunch slash dinner it never it's always snacks that don't go well together and will probably always make your summer
0:47.7	Let's do a rundown we have these peanut butter rice crispy treats that we always have.
0:53.4	We have sweet and spicy beef jerky.
0:56.1	We have bold checks mix.
0:58.8	That looks like it has garlic on the bag.
1:01.0	It does.
1:02.1	We have talkies. Another rice crispy thing. A blueberry Yerba
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