S1 Ep3: Tether Ball

Hello Dysfunction

Improv, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.8 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 16 October 2018

⏱️ 109 minutes

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In this tell all episode Pata Fria and Crystal Barbie open up and share everything about themselves. Secrets are spilled. They discuss mental health, why we (women) settle for the bare minimum, and the difference between pedophiles and cougars.

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0:00.0	Hello. So tonight we will be doing bedtime stories. Lay down,
0:10.0	lay down daddy.
0:12.0	So this is episode. Lay down daddy.
0:18.0	So this is episode three already of Hello Disfunction with Crystal Barbie and Ray Kwan.
0:22.0	Potifria! Potifria,
0:23.0	Potifria, bitch.
0:25.0	And Rob, and I love her.
0:27.0	And I love Rob.
0:28.0	We love Rob.
0:30.0	We do.
0:31.0	Because he's fucking fantastic.
0:32.0	He just came in and did some Bob the Builder shit.
0:34.0	He did.
0:35.0	So when you guys get to watch this, the in video form,
0:38.0	all the lighting and the wonderful arranging of our snacks
0:42.0	and everything is done by Rob. The aesthetics. What wasn't done
0:46.3	by Rob is the cocaine that you might be able to see. There's remnants on the
0:50.8	table. Not ours. There was a party going on in here at some point.
0:54.0	I want to know who it was.
0:55.0	It might smell like a but hole on the table.
0:57.0	They took pieces off our mics, I mean off our headphones,
1:00.0	and they took the tip off and they left cocaine so dysfunction. This is a
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