S1 Ep39: 039 - John Branyan - Aliens, Beards and Nanapalooza

The Tim Hawkins Podcast

Comedy, Christianity, Religion & Spirituality, Improv

4.7 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 8 December 2016

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Yo, yo… Big John BranBran is on the biggity-bus… Freight totally wrecks, like, 5 whole ‘nans. Tim asks what everyone for their Christmas “must-have’s”. Freight wants a flashlight that you can deep fry. Gonzo becomes a pirate. And the gang gets a phone call from Caleb’s beard. Also on this episode: Tom Cruise is an alien, and other conspiracy theories. John list his favorite horror movies. Caleb has a nightmare that comes true. Bob Ross gets a little arrogant. And Pablo Escobar start selling Girl Scout Cookies. Get your Poddy Break Merch! Click Here!!!! Follow us @poddybreak Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here to see Tim LIVE!!! Get more of John Branyan at http://jbcomedy.webflow.io/ Tweet him @john_branyan Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Yeah, it's gonna need to go just a little closer your face.
0:12.3	John, don't play with the microphones please.
0:15.2	That's how we lost the foamy thing.
0:17.2	That's not how you lost.
0:18.2	Yeah, it was from you last time.
0:20.0	When I wasn't even here.
0:22.4	So we don't know where the foamy thing is.
0:24.4	No, freight.
0:25.4	Freight's down on it.
0:26.4	It's probably up in the freight's bum.
0:27.4	Wow.
0:28.4	He's got the thing.
0:29.4	He's got a foamy in his bum.
0:32.5	He's got a foamy right, dubby's bum.
0:35.1	Sounds like our friend, Fee from the UK.
0:37.1	He's got a foamy in his bum.
0:40.0	She does have a very high pitch squeaky voice.
0:42.7	He's got a foamy in his bum.
0:44.5	Oh, Jason says, can you tell the right to pick me up around the backside of the hotel?
0:48.4	The backside.
0:49.4	They move the lobby.
0:51.4	Is that the phone thing calling you?
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