S1 Ep38: 038 - Todd Hawkins - Bad Gigs, Turtles and The Wall of Stench

The Tim Hawkins Podcast

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality, Improv, Christianity

4.7 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 29 November 2016

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Tim’s brother & manager, Todd, is on the bus! This week, Freight suppresses his feelings. Tim and Todd reminisce about terrible gigs and trying to find success in the early days. Todd talks about the unfortunate side-effects of Caleb’s diet. And Tim pretends his brother is a turtle.

Also on this episode: Freight takes a drink and it’s super weird. Todd talks about addictive personalities. Caleb and Todd go for a run. Tim is writing a movie. Caleb tries to skip Christmas decorating at Freight’s house. And Tim and Todd resent Freight’s childhood Christmases.

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0:00.0	So they're always making fun of me for saying bring the mic closer to your face.
0:13.1	But can you bring the mic a little closer?
0:15.1	Sure.
0:16.1	I thought it was that you didn't want too far away.
0:17.5	There you go.
0:18.5	Yep.
0:19.5	How's that?
0:20.5	That's perfect.
0:21.5	That's right.
0:22.5	That's beautiful.
0:23.5	Yes, that's right.
0:24.5	Looks pretty good.
0:27.3	What?
0:28.3	I said it was right.
0:29.8	You said what was right.
0:30.9	No, I said, yeah, that's right.
0:31.8	And you were like, what?
0:34.5	It's wrong.
0:35.2	Frey trained.
0:35.9	Got the magnet Damian nuts.
0:37.8	Was it a stressful setup?
0:38.8	Was the client a jerk?
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