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The Tim Hawkins Podcast

S1 Ep40: 040 - John Branyan - Talking Sausage, Riboflavin and Hot Air Balloons

The Tim Hawkins Podcast

The Tim Hawkins Podcast

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality, Improv, Christianity

4.72.3K Ratings

🗓️ 15 December 2016

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

We're back for Branyan 2: Electric Boogaloo. This week, Jason walks in. Caleb and Branyan can't figure out what fresh milk is. Tim tries to figure out how much riboflavin a grown man needs. Branyan confesses his love for Mountain Dew Code Red. And Freight accidentally pitches a new Disney movie.

Also on this episode: Caleb has been plowing the nans, again. Tim won't go in a hot air balloon. Branyan apparently doesn't listen to the podcast. Freight talks about dogs ruffing, while workers are roofing. Caleb lies about reading books for pizza. And everyone tells there "terrible" jokes that are always funny.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey everybody, this is part two of this deal, whatever's potty break episode.

0:16.4

And it's as John Brandean's hanging out with us, the gang.

0:21.2

And so we're going to pick it up where we left off.

0:24.6

This is part two of this particular episode by...

0:34.5

Jason!

0:35.5

Jason!

0:37.0

Jason!

0:38.0

The show's about to start now!

0:40.2

There it comes!

0:42.2

Sun, Sun, Jason, Sun, he's wearing shorts and it's 14 degrees.

0:45.8

Can we please have Jason tell the story about going to camp, going to the dude ranch camp?

0:51.2

He's already talked about it in the podcast.

0:53.2

How you don't listen to the podcast?

0:55.2

I don't know.

0:56.2

Never mind.

0:57.2

I'm sorry.

0:58.2

I'm sorry I brought it up.

1:00.2

I'm sorry, I suck.

1:03.2

You don't suck.

1:05.2

You don't suck.

1:07.2

I do.

1:08.2

You're whole, you're whole Larry.

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