S1 Ep335: Boston Beckham
Hello Dysfunction
Hello Dysfunction
4.8 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 22 January 2026
⏱️ 120 minutes
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Crystal is doing better, guest episodes are coming, Happy Birthday Stinkers and Xmas is gone. Congratulations Rubi Ro and Carmen, it costs more to be left handed, boy moms strike again and a viral snack worth trying.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to Hello Disfunction, episode 335. |
| 0:23.7 | I'm Patafria. |
| 0:25.0 | I'm Crystal. |
| 0:26.9 | We're back. |
| 0:28.7 | Yay. |
| 0:30.2 | We took a break. |
| 0:32.2 | We took a week off. |
| 0:33.6 | It feels like it's been forever. |
| 0:35.4 | Yeah. |
| 0:35.9 | Hopefully my notes aren't old. |
| 0:38.3 | I know. |
| 0:39.7 | They're not too old. |
| 0:40.8 | I was going through them. |
| 0:43.1 | But yeah, we're here. |
| 0:44.8 | We're happy to be back. |
| 0:46.2 | Medical emergency. |
| 0:47.9 | Definitely glad to be back. |
| 0:49.8 | I was really stressing out. |
| 0:51.9 | I hate when I feel like I'm the problem, you know. |
| 0:55.8 | Just, yeah, just taking breaks. |
| 0:58.0 | Sometimes they're necessary. |
| 0:59.5 | So don't worry about it. |
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