S2 Ep336: “It’s Me….Hello”
Hello Dysfunction
Hello Dysfunction
4.8 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 29 January 2026
⏱️ 69 minutes
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It’s been a rough week, neurodivergent headquarters, rethinking barber school and congratulations to raffle winners LUVY and TESSA JENKINS!! TikTok is cooked, give back plastic bags, sneaky workplace fun and inappropriate grandmas.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to Hello Disfunction, episode 336. I'm Potabria. Welcome, guys. Yay. Here I am. I'm here. Let me start off apologizing for the delay. This week's regular |
| 0:27.3 | episode is on time, but we did miss a Patreon episode. Life has been lifing. I will update you guys a little bit on some chaos this one. |
| 0:38.7 | And then as usual, I'll get a little deeper on Friday's Patreon episode. |
| 0:44.9 | But I'm here and I'm not going anywhere. |
| 0:48.9 | So you won't feel neglected. |
| 0:52.6 | Let me start off with how my weekend went. |
| 0:58.2 | Friday, we went to an audition for Naya. |
| 1:04.9 | We talked on one of the episodes about her signing her. |
| 1:08.4 | She took initiative and she signed herself up for America's Got Talent |
| 1:11.8 | and, you know, submitted a video submission and everything and they got back to her |
| 1:18.0 | and invited her to come up to Cash Creek for the in-person audition. When I say, |
| 1:26.5 | it was neurodivergent headquarters. It was, it was so interesting. |
| 1:33.8 | A lot of people watching, a lot of good people watching content. However, I got overwhelmed |
| 1:41.0 | really fucking quick. And like we're sitting there. |
| 1:46.1 | They put us in this room after she gets her little badge and everything. |
| 1:49.4 | And there's like, you know, it's like a waiting room. |
| 1:51.6 | And so like your family can go with you in there and, you know, your entourage, whoever. |
| 1:57.3 | But like when she actually goes to audition, she has to go into like a private room with just |
| 2:02.5 | the judge and like a black couch we made like endless black couch jokes you're going to have |
| 2:07.9 | take your clothes off and that's why they really don't want us in there and you know that kind of stuff |
| 2:12.8 | so anyway we're in there with all the people and there's like I'm pissed that I didn't bring peas because she would have fucking loved it. |
| 2:22.3 | And she's like a natural performer anyway. |
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