S1 Ep334: Jacosta

Hello Dysfunction

Improv, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.8 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 10 January 2026

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Peez is a feisty old woman, Pat’s been cooking, Crystal made a mistake and hands off Venezuela. Abolish ICE, new holsters, a surprise protein source and stay away from mad scientists.

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0:00.0	Welcome to Hello Disfunctionfunction, episode 334.
0:22.0	I'm Padafria.
0:23.8	I'm Crystal.
0:25.6	Here we are.
0:26.7	We're back.
0:27.9	It's awfully bright in here.
0:30.1	It feels brighter than usual.
0:32.1	Yeah.
0:33.6	It looks, I guess we've been recording later in the day usually so like on the camera it looks
0:39.5	hella different to me yeah but it's fine um gonna be a bright bright bright bright bright
0:47.7	sunshine it's okay there we go it's out you had to it out. I didn't get to do the knee bend.
0:57.5	So, where do I start?
1:00.7	Oh, man.
1:02.4	Today.
1:03.5	Today I'm getting ready, and I hear Bunny dying laughing.
1:06.9	And she's like, can I come in?
1:08.2	I'm in the bathroom.
1:09.6	Yeah, come in.
1:10.7	She comes in with P's iPad. She's like, she was calling me to sign her into something. And she does that sometimes on certain games and shit. Because, you know, she don't know how to make it to where her password comes up. Yeah. And so she's like, I thought she was calling me in here for a game.
1:28.6	And so she's telling me just sign in.
1:30.9	And I look.
1:32.0	And she's on a website.
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