S1 Ep333: Happy New Year 2026

Hello Dysfunction

Improv, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.8 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 1 January 2026

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

Nice coats, big cleaning plans, NYE traditions and prime thrifting. School for fun, Mochi is innocent, give us our plastic bags and the United States is an ATM.

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0:00.0	Welcome.
0:19.7	Okay.
0:21.8	Welcome. Welcome. Welcome.
0:22.6	Welcome to Hello Disfunction, episode 333.
0:26.9	It's a good luck episode.
0:28.4	Angel numbers.
0:29.9	I'm proud of for you.
0:31.1	Yep.
0:31.6	We're both.
0:33.6	I'm getting it together.
0:34.8	We're together.
0:36.2	We're really warm.
0:40.6	We are really warm. Look at that fucking coat she got on, you guys. That's pretty. I had this made like three years ago and
0:47.5	I forgot I had it. And then I was thinking, what kind of cute sweater or something can I wear today to close out the year?
0:56.3	And I was like, I know exactly what I'm going to wear.
0:59.2	It's made from a Mexican blanket.
1:02.1	So here we are.
1:04.2	And I'm going to as Clark Kent.
1:07.3	I love it.
1:08.0	Thank you.
1:09.8	I'm really sore in the best possible way. Yeah, I saw you. I went back. I went back. Thank you. I'm really sore in the best possible way.
1:13.0	Yeah, I saw you.
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