S1 Ep332: A Christmas Miracle

Hello Dysfunction

Improv, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.8 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 28 December 2025

⏱️ 123 minutes

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Disclaimer: we’ve experienced some technical difficulties this week so our apologies for the sound quality!! They have since been corrected so next week will be great!

Christmas is over, the best neighbor is gone, Crystal scored on marketplace and warn your kids before their toys pee. Mochi might be up for adoption, buy your sons baby dolls, magas had a rough week and Crystal invented new nachos.

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0:00.0	Hey, welcome to Hello Disfunction, episode 332.
0:23.6	I'm Patafria. I'm Crystal.
0:27.6	And here we are. I feel like we ain't recorded in weeks.
0:31.6	Do you?
0:32.6	Yes. I have so many notes and I feel like we have not recorded.
0:38.3	When was the last time we recorded?
0:41.3	What's today? Friday?
0:43.3	It's probably in a week, maybe.
0:46.3	It's not... Yeah, today's Friday.
0:48.3	Was it a week?
0:50.3	Did we record... No, we record Tuesday, right?
0:52.3	Monday? I don't know. No. When did we record? No, we record Tuesday, right? Monday? I don't know. No.
0:56.0	When did we report?
0:58.0	I'm just drinking, yeah. We were writing it was Friday.
1:00.0	The week. The last episode was a Patreon.
1:04.0	So maybe it was Friday.
1:08.0	Yeah. Because this is our regular episode. Yeah. This is not a Patreon, so. Yeah, it does
1:15.0	feel like a while. Yeah. We're days late. We're like, you know. Yeah. Hey, you know what?
1:21.6	Fucking so many shows I noticed, they take off for like six weeks. I was going to listen to one of the shows I
1:28.7	listen to really yes and they're gone I would be pissed there's hell of them yeah um
1:36.3	there's quite a few that they take breaks during the holidays yeah we're not one of those so lucky for you
1:43.7	we don't do that so we're not one of those. So lucky for you, we don't do that.
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