S1 Ep331: Crazy As A Betsy Bug

Hello Dysfunction

Improv, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.8 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 18 December 2025

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

Pat is sick, telepathy is real, it’s ok to be a gremlin and the holiday party was LOVE. Christmas can be every day, let’s play QVC, POTUS finds a new low and perimenopause changes your senses!

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0:00.0	What?
0:06.0	Did I miss something?
0:08.0	Oh.
0:09.6	I thought he said from him.
0:14.7	Oh, that's idiot.
0:19.4	Welcome.
0:20.5	Welcome to Hello Disfunction episode 331.
0:23.8	I'm Potafria.
0:24.9	This is Hello Disfunction.
0:26.7	I'm Crystal.
0:28.0	Yeah, and I'm over here.
0:29.2	Five times.
0:30.3	Hello dysfunction.
0:31.5	Yep.
0:32.3	I'm going to fidget for a minute.
0:34.9	Mind your fucking business.
0:37.0	I woke up this morning with a sore throat.
0:41.0	Yep.
0:42.0	And I'm pissed because I ain't been sick in like a year.
0:44.9	If you realize I ain't been sick in at all, at least a year.
0:49.6	Yeah.
0:50.9	So I felt it coming on last night and I was like, nope, not acknowledging it. Nope. And this morning I woke up and it was here. And so I have not been feeling good today. I'm just going to took some Advil before I came over a lot. And I'm just going to try to...
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