S1 Ep330: Do A Bump

Hello Dysfunction

Improv, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.8 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 12 December 2025

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Summary

Pat is the grinch, we hate inconsiderate neighbors, check on your mom if she screams and 67 is not a devil number. Dressing for attention is over, always use the correct wipes, 304s need to up their price and actually make excellent housewives.

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0:00.0	Hi.
0:01.0	Hi.
0:04.0	Welcome to Hello Disfunction, episode 330.
0:24.8	I'm Patifria.
0:26.0	I'm Crystal.
0:28.8	You see how that looks when you do it that way, right?
0:32.3	Hmm.
0:33.2	Usually they both go like that, yours, when you do it that way.
0:36.7	I like it like this.
0:38.8	It feels ergonomically comfortable.
0:43.6	Okay.
0:45.1	Here we are.
0:47.0	The countdown has begun.
0:49.4	The party is almost here.
0:52.0	We've been very busy.
0:53.5	Ripping and running.
0:54.6	Getting everything.
0:56.1	Together.
0:57.0	It's going to be really fun.
0:58.5	We're really excited.
1:00.4	Hope you're joining us.
1:03.0	You want to know what this raisin-loving candy corn-eaten lady did last night? What? I grabbed candy and she said did last night.
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