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Never Thought I'd Say This

S1 Ep24: You Get The Jizz Of It

Never Thought I'd Say This

Audioboom Studios

Comedy, Parenting, Kids & Family

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 18 December 2019

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

It’s the final episode of Season One (don’t worry, we’ll be back soon)! Jodie and Celia cover such topics as binge eating at Harry Potter World (and inappropriate places to stick magic wands), the end of Fuller House, kids’ anxiety about their parents’ finances, screaming dispatches from the shower, and a special announcement! (And yes – obviously they go off the rails 100+ times.)
 
Merch: https://unsweetined.com/
Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis
Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis
Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

Transcript

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All right, Never Nation, we have got big news.

0:05.0

Big. Very big. We've got merch.

0:09.0

March Alert. Yep, that's the only noise that we're going to make now is

0:13.0

So if you want to profess your love on a very public scale

0:19.0

for Never Thought I'd Say this, now you can have t-shirts, mugs, tote bags,

0:26.4

and my favorite is the hoodies.

0:29.3

They're so soft.

0:31.0

We've got a black one that has hashtag trauma bonded on it. We've got a white one with the never thought

0:35.8

I'd say this logo. You can sit in your hoodie, drink your coffee out of a mug with a t-shirt underneath with your toe bag over your arm and listen to our

0:45.9

podcast yes just at home or in your car whatever no doesn't matter but yeah go

0:51.4

to unsweetened.com, that's unsweetened.com, and that's where you'll find the

0:56.5

Never Thought I'd Say this merch, and you too can become a walking billboard for the Never Nation.

1:01.7

And send us some pictures of you in the merch,

1:04.6

and we would love to see them.

1:06.2

So, you know, just be, keep rocking it with the Never Nation stuff

1:10.2

and wear the merch.

1:11.2

March.

1:12.2

Alert. merch. Murch alert!

1:13.0

Hello!

1:14.0

Hello and

1:15.0

Hello and welcome to the final episode of season one of never thought I'd say this.

1:26.4

We made it. We made it. I know it's kind of crazy. Yeah that that's Celia Behar by the way

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