S2 Ep25: LIVE! At SF Sketchfest

Never Thought I'd Say This

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Comedy, Parenting, Kids & Family

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 19 February 2020

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

And we’re back for Season 2, with NTIST’s first LIVE SHOW! Jodie and Celia take the stage at San Francisco Sketchfest to talk about their holiday vacations with the kids (if you think those went smoothly, welcome – you must be new here). Things really go off the rails when Jodie narrates Celia’s onstage reenactments of “sex positions” as imagined by Celia’s daughter Lulu…buckle up, everyone!

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0:00.0	Connie, these fair-bodied smart goggles are amazing.
0:04.0	They send you straight to sleep.
0:05.5	Go on, you've got to try them.
0:07.0	Really?
0:08.0	Sounds like a load of old nunts.
0:10.0	SINNUNY Sweet dreams. from toys to relax and gadgets this Christmas there's more to our gosh You're going to be. Hi you guys guys
0:40.0	guys Hi, hey, it's my, there we go, okay, I know I'm loud so I'm surprised you can hear my
0:44.8	so I'm surprised you can hear my, I actually, I actually, I fucking hurt my ankle doing that.
0:47.8	I like walked out now it hurts.
0:49.5	It's a little sore.
0:50.4	Do you need a massage?
0:51.8	I'm not gonna give you one, but we just losed out back there, so I'm not going to give you one.
0:53.0	We just luzzed out back there, so I'm just going to let you all know.
0:55.0	Yeah, we did.
0:56.0	She was talking about it.
0:57.0	Well, they didn't think that was funny.
0:58.0	I thought it was really going to go over a lot better.
1:00.0	Well, first of all, we only did it because someone posted to us on our Instagram.
1:04.4	We didn't actually.
1:05.4	We just want to be very clear.
1:06.9	But we would have because someone said, you guys should lez out.
1:10.1	And that's the power of social media right there.
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