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Never Thought I'd Say This

S1 Ep23: A Sprinkle of F*cks

Never Thought I'd Say This

Audioboom Studios

Comedy, Parenting, Kids & Family

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 11 December 2019

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Jodie and Celia do a post-Halloween wrap-up of their last year trick-or-treating with all of their girls (the older ones are VERY ready to ditch their moms). They then debrief on a fancy night out in which they both had extreme wardrobe malfunctions, and discuss how they handle their kids fighting with each other (spoiler alert: accept when your own kid is being a dick).

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