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Never Thought I'd Say This

S1 Ep22: OMG, Your Cat's On Fire (With Jeff Serber)

Never Thought I'd Say This

Audioboom Studios

Comedy, Parenting, Kids & Family

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 4 December 2019

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Jodie and Celia sit down with their good friend and security expert, Jeff Serber, to discuss how to keep your kids (and yourself) safe online. Jeff breaks down just how easy it is for someone to find your kid in the real world from their online profiles (yes – even if they are set to “private”), explains how to teach kids to set hard boundaries with adults that make them uncomfortable, and, naturally, uncovers that Celia’s upcoming Tinder date is a sex offender.

Merch: https://unsweetined.com/
Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis
Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis
Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

Transcript

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0:00.0

Come on the blues! We're in white Einstein!

0:03.6

Whoops! Sunday League foot is so British!

0:06.3

Which reminds me, smart meters could help Britain create a future where we're less reliant on

0:11.6

important gas.

0:13.0

Oh, right.

0:14.0

They help us manage our energy use, which improves the balance of supply and demand.

0:18.0

So we could use more wind and solar energy from Britain.

0:23.0

Help Britain create a future that's less reliant on imported gas.

0:26.0

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0:28.0

Eligibility may vary consumer action required.

0:32.0

All right, Never Nation, we have got big news.

0:35.0

Big. Very big. We've got merch.

0:39.0

March Alert. Yep, that's the only noise that we're going to make now is yeah. So if you want to

0:45.9

profess your love on a very public scale for never thought I'd say this now you can

0:52.3

have t-shirts, mugs, tote bags, and my favorite is the hoodies.

0:58.9

They're so soft. We've got a black one that has hashtag trauma bonded on it. We've got a white one with the never thought I'd say this logo. You can sit in your hoodie, drink your coffee out of a mug with a t-shirt underneath with your toe bag over your arm and listen to

1:15.8

our pod house yes just at home or in your car whatever no doesn't matter but

1:21.1

yeah go to unsweetened dotcom, that's unsweetened.com, and that's where you'll find the

1:26.6

Never Thought I'd Say this merch, and you too can become a walking billboard for the Never Nation.

1:31.7

And send us some pictures of you in the merch and we would love to see them.

1:36.3

So, you know, just be, keep rocking it with the Never Nation stuff and wear the merch.

1:41.2

March. Alert. Alert!

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