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S1 Ep134: Discount Code.. Hello

Hello Dysfunction

Hello Dysfunction

Improv, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.81.9K Ratings

🗓️ 1 July 2021

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Crystal has boob sweat, Pata Fria’s back is broken. Pay attention to signs from the universe, love your friends while they’re here, Pata Fria is planning yet another surgery and Crystal loves 80s mullets. 

This week’s tv recommendations are:
High On The Hog (Netflix)
Outcry (Showtime) 

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Transcript

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0:00.0

We're back just being the usual dysfunctional welcome to episode one thirty four one thirty four

0:29.4

with potterfria and crystal and this is how low dysfunction and it's hot it's so

0:36.2

hot I've said this 15 times that boobs wet how are you guys my back is broken I

0:44.3

don't know what I did I think I had like the cover bunched up under me like

0:50.5

weird when I slept I woke up in the right side of my upper back hurt so

0:56.5

fucking bad even when I breathe you hyper extended in your sleep I don't

1:01.1

know what I did but I've been in pain to where like I had bunny crack it for me

1:04.9

like earlier multiple times and I was like I just want to hang upside down and

1:08.9

like stretch my spine I feel like that would give me relief but like I don't

1:14.2

know how to do that it hurts it hurts bad and it just reminds me of how bad I

1:19.1

need to press reduction also bunny this morning was like take your bra like

1:23.5

why do you have you and I said that ain't gonna fucking help me girl like that

1:27.3

don't suggest that it's free you don't know this life no that it would be they

1:31.5

would just get everywhere that's not even heavier without a bra yes at this

1:35.4

yeah at least this they're like contained you know what I mean like no and

1:38.7

supported yes mind your fucking little boo business like you don't know about

1:43.5

this major new titty business yeah you're new to this right like you have new

1:47.4

boobs god this is I hate when people try to give me suggestions and act like I'm

1:52.4

crazy for having a bra girl I know how to live like this she even wearing a

1:57.1

bra 24 seven since we were fucking yes and that's why they salute when I take

2:01.8

that bra off like you know I know I got it down I know what I'm doing know what

2:06.3

I'm doing I just want my back to feel better though yesterday I took

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