S1 Ep13: "Cheese Sandwiches"

Hello Dysfunction

Improv, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.8 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 25 December 2018

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

This week the chaos of Christmas, vintage tips on how to snag a husband, Karma and a false birth control method are all discussed. Crystal shares some family dysfunction and we find out why you shouldn't tell Pata Fria you own a restaurant. Happy Holidays xo

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0:00.0	Oh my god look at this. Are not adorable? This is really fucking cute. We have
0:05.3	Merry Christmas gifts. We're looking at Merry Christmas gifts. Did you buy a
0:08.9	bag of cheese bitch? Yeah. I bought a lot of stuff. We have a lot of food, but I didn't know you got a craft. I have like 15 different Ritter Sport candy bars.
0:20.0	So it's Colby and Pepper Jack. What? Yeah, so... Cheese sticks. Welcome to
0:29.0	episode 13. Yeah, it's the bad luck episode. It's the bad luck slash good luck. Yeah,
0:36.7	superstitious episode. It is. And we're here and it's almost Christmas.
0:42.1	T. MZ on the laptop for us.
0:47.0	We have Lev with us today.
0:49.0	Yeah,
0:50.0	We're all together.
0:52.0	This is our crew for Hello Dysfunction. It is the team. Oh God.
0:59.0	And we have some stuff to talk about.
1:03.0	Yeah, we do.
1:04.2	Funny stuff.
1:05.8	I spent my weekends with little girls,
1:11.0	including Bunny.
1:12.0	As per usual. You know what all the cops. I did the
1:18.6	Susie homemaker mom thing and we made sugar cookies and decorated them and...
1:23.0	Oh shit. I woke up this morning and there was ants all over my
1:30.1	fucking kitchen floor because they didn't clean up the sprinkles.
1:33.0	So I woke them up and made them clean the kitchen floor.
1:37.0	How did you get rid of the aunt's cinnamon?
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