S1 Ep12: The Playboy Club
Hello Dysfunction
Hello Dysfunction
4.8 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 18 December 2018
⏱️ 89 minutes
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Summary
Mental health, toxic relationship behavior, and why Crystal should never enter a church kick off this week's episode. The girls also talk about period sex, shitty celebrities, pervy friends, and Pata Fria's love of shock sites. The holidays, childhood snitching, and good ol' Florida also make an appearance this episode.
As always, enjoy.
PS- Pata Fria is still NOT a doctor.
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| 0:00.0 | We're going now. Oh, okay. No more photos shoots. So today is episode 12. |
| 0:07.3 | Whoa who? Right? Yep. Episode 12 of hello dysfunction with Patafria and Crystal Barbie. |
| 0:17.6 | And as usual, we have a shit ton of food everywhere. We're getting set up or eating salad that we got free today |
| 0:26.0 | because we have so many points. I'm really happy about that. I love a bargain. |
| 0:30.1 | A good discount. So wait, I feel like I need to make it announcement. |
| 0:37.0 | Oh my God, this is the best. Let me start by saying I tried to, normally I don't listen to our episodes because I don't really like my voice at all. |
| 0:46.0 | I do. |
| 0:47.0 | So I tried to listen to the last episode I didn't finish it but when I got to the point let me just say we're not the smartest people I know |
| 0:55.9 | I got a little carried away |
| 0:59.6 | we're not the smartest people we know we We are smart for not continuing our education |
| 1:07.2 | formally we are very smart considering but that was a stretch. |
| 1:13.0 | I definitely was like, we're the smartest people I know. |
| 1:16.0 | Like, it's so matter-of-factly, no. |
| 1:18.0 | I take that back. |
| 1:20.0 | I'm sorry you guys. |
| 1:21.0 | And then Crystal followed it up with with I don't think I learned |
| 1:24.2 | anything since the seventh grade so we sounded really fucking smart right really |
| 1:30.0 | extra smart that day but um yeah to put that disclaimer out there. I just want to |
| 1:36.6 | make that clear. I was a little carried away. She does that. Another thing, I want to clarify. |
| 1:44.0 | She gets carried away with, |
| 1:45.0 | this is my fucking favorite. |
| 1:47.0 | Because I would just like to point out, |
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