S1 Ep127: He Bought Me These Pumps

Hello Dysfunction

Improv, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.8 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2021

⏱️ 104 minutes

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Happy Mother’s Day, warm weather is upon us, Pata Fria is being responsible. Everybody doesn’t need kids, go thru your family’s texts, Crystal loves vibrating beds.

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0:00.0	Welcome to the fucking show.
0:17.0	Hi, we're back for episode 127 of Hello Disfunction.
0:23.0	That is Patafria.
0:25.0	That's Crystal.
0:26.0	And we're dancing.
0:29.0	I wish.
0:30.0	Right.
0:31.0	Here we are.
0:33.0	It's a hot day today.
0:34.0	It's been hot like this whole week.
0:36.0	This whole weekend.
0:37.0	I don't appreciate it.
0:38.0	What?
0:39.0	Under boob sweat.
0:40.0	Yeah, I don't want it.
0:41.0	I don't want.
0:42.0	I'm not in the mood to sweat right now.
0:43.0	I'm not ready for hot weather to be upon us.
0:45.0	Usually Bay Area summer is like August September, October.
0:50.0	Yeah, we usually have later summers.
0:52.0	Yeah.
0:53.0	We're in April.
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