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S1 Ep126: Parsley Pussy

Hello Dysfunction

Hello Dysfunction

Improv, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.81.9K Ratings

🗓️ 7 May 2021

⏱️ 106 minutes

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Summary

A day late and a dollar short. Crystal is missing her foster puppy and Pata Fria had a rollercoaster of a week. Beware of ticks, scabies and Californians may have an accent. 

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0:00.0

Welcome to the fucking show

0:16.6

Hello

0:17.9

We're here

0:19.4

Finally

0:20.6

Episode 126 of hello dysfunction with crystal on potterfriar

0:27.2

And sorry we're a little late. It's my fault. Oh, we did have a delay. We're a day late in a dollar short

0:33.6

I was just gonna say that I'm fucking won a Donna's favorites and it's single. They're my oh, hey

0:39.4

So party maybe let's clarify to people what this is because too many people have been saying Mexican Independence day

0:46.6

It's absolutely not that

0:50.0

It's um honestly this isn't it's an American holiday more so than a Mexican

0:56.0

Holiday because and I say that because it's celebrated more by Chicano people

1:00.3

Which are American Mexicans in Mexico. They barely fucking celebrate the shit

1:05.0

They barely acknowledge it at all. It's like a big holiday for us like to push drinking and shit, but right

1:12.3

It's just it marks the Battle of Puebla

1:15.8

Mexico won they they defeated the French when they were invading and

1:20.7

It's significant because they had like homemade weapons and shit like they didn't have guns and the shit

1:26.0

That the French people had and they still got served their ass. So

1:30.6

Yeah, so it was a good fight. It was a good win for Mexico

1:34.5

So yeah from that. That's that's what celebrated not the fucking Independence day

1:40.0

So anyway, how are you feeling? I know you're still having vertigo troubles and you got rid of a dog

1:49.1

Yes, well you didn't get rid of it got it went to it's forever home

1:53.7

Cupcake and I've cried like 30 times. Are you serious? Yes, I didn't you know

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