S1 Ep126: Parsley Pussy
Hello Dysfunction
Hello Dysfunction
4.8 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 7 May 2021
⏱️ 106 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the fucking show |
| 0:16.6 | Hello |
| 0:17.9 | We're here |
| 0:19.4 | Finally |
| 0:20.6 | Episode 126 of hello dysfunction with crystal on potterfriar |
| 0:27.2 | And sorry we're a little late. It's my fault. Oh, we did have a delay. We're a day late in a dollar short |
| 0:33.6 | I was just gonna say that I'm fucking won a Donna's favorites and it's single. They're my oh, hey |
| 0:39.4 | So party maybe let's clarify to people what this is because too many people have been saying Mexican Independence day |
| 0:46.6 | It's absolutely not that |
| 0:50.0 | It's um honestly this isn't it's an American holiday more so than a Mexican |
| 0:56.0 | Holiday because and I say that because it's celebrated more by Chicano people |
| 1:00.3 | Which are American Mexicans in Mexico. They barely fucking celebrate the shit |
| 1:05.0 | They barely acknowledge it at all. It's like a big holiday for us like to push drinking and shit, but right |
| 1:12.3 | It's just it marks the Battle of Puebla |
| 1:15.8 | Mexico won they they defeated the French when they were invading and |
| 1:20.7 | It's significant because they had like homemade weapons and shit like they didn't have guns and the shit |
| 1:26.0 | That the French people had and they still got served their ass. So |
| 1:30.6 | Yeah, so it was a good fight. It was a good win for Mexico |
| 1:34.5 | So yeah from that. That's that's what celebrated not the fucking Independence day |
| 1:40.0 | So anyway, how are you feeling? I know you're still having vertigo troubles and you got rid of a dog |
| 1:49.1 | Yes, well you didn't get rid of it got it went to it's forever home |
| 1:53.7 | Cupcake and I've cried like 30 times. Are you serious? Yes, I didn't you know |
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