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Hello Dysfunction

S1 Ep122: 2021 Women in Podcasting

Hello Dysfunction

Hello Dysfunction

Improv, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.81.9K Ratings

🗓️ 8 April 2021

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

April Fools, Easter and making sure everyone showers. Crystal is still betraying Pata Fria in her dreams and both are fully vaccinated. Don’t rush your happiness, 30s are when the REAL fun starts and we’ve never regretted breaking up with anyone. 

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0:00.0

Hey! Here we are again! Welcome back! Episode 122 of Hello Just Function with Crystal and Potapheria.

0:26.0

And this is our second attempt at recording this.

0:29.6

Yeah, so let's hope this one works because it's not work-we-quit.

0:33.2

Yep, that's it.

0:35.4

Um, I'm out of it today, so yesterday I got my second dose of the vaccine, so I'm a fully vaccinated health.

0:43.6

Hey, welcome to the club!

0:45.3

I'm excited. Um, I was super nervous that I was going to feel hella sick and um, maybe that helped

0:53.2

because I took Tylenol like beforehand and then- Did you drink a lot of fluids?

0:56.6

Mm-hmm, drank tons of fluids. Can't stop peeing. Um, but, you know, my arm is like sore like it

1:03.8

was last time, but maybe even like a little less than it was last time. And then my only thing that

1:09.7

was wrong was today I woke up and I had a really bad fucking headache, like migraine in my eyes.

1:15.5

Hella bad, one of those ones to where like you feel like punching yourself in the head would give

1:20.0

you relief, like really pressure. That's how bad it was hurting. But before I tried to do that,

1:25.6

I just uh, took exedering and thank God it worked. So good girl for picking the calmer around.

1:31.2

Yeah, sort of socking myself. Fanging your head in the wall.

1:35.1

Yeah, and last night I was just, you know, fatigued, but other than that, you know, I was good.

1:40.0

I didn't get any chills or fever or anything. So I'm happy about that. And even though we're

1:46.5

vaccinated, vaccinated, of course we can, we still have to be safe. We still have to wear masks.

1:51.9

We can still pass it on to other people. Right. We're not in the clear yet. But I have been reading

1:57.8

like good news about California. Like we have the lowest cases right now. Yeah. Um,

2:02.9

California is the lowest state at the moment for COVID cases. Yeah. So that's good. Um, they're

2:08.4

projecting that like everything should be open back up in June, which to me still feels a little

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