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Hello Dysfunction

S1 Ep123: Liver Spotted Dick

Hello Dysfunction

Hello Dysfunction

Improv, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.81.9K Ratings

🗓️ 15 April 2021

⏱️ 106 minutes

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Summary

Crystal’s favorite store is gone, Billy is at it again, don’t see clients in Discovery Bay and monitor your kid’s porn searches. Happy Birthday Mark and Pata Fria’s dreams are still outta control. 

This week’s tv recommendations are: 
Koncrete podcast’s YouTube episode featuring Mark Laita of Soft White Underbelly. 

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0:00.0

Welcome to the fucking show

0:13.2

So hard of hearing

0:18.8

Okay

0:21.4

Yeah, yeah, it's good. Okay, here we are. Hi guys episode 123 123 look at me

0:28.2

Of hello

0:30.2

That is pedophilia

0:32.2

That's crystal

0:34.2

and boy

0:35.7

I've been holding on to this fucking story since last Wednesday. Are you gonna come in hot?

0:41.4

Are you gonna tell it right away? I have so many hot things. Oh shit good first

0:46.7

Okay, wouldn't take a moment of silence the Safeway down the hill is officially closed

0:50.9

You're fucking prom your prom Safeway. I have to build a whole new relationship

0:57.1

Reputation out the new one you do, but I mean, you know quite a few of my favorites from Safeway are they transferring?

1:03.4

Yeah, okay good. So they know my rap and maybe they can help rebuild it. Yeah, you're gonna have to start talking to a whole bunch of new strangers

1:11.8

Yeah, I really liked my hood Safeway. This new one is more fancy

1:16.4

It makes me mad for reasons

1:19.0

It's right outside the projects and they get a lot of people that come there on foot. Yes

1:24.7

Elderly people that walk that's what I'm saying people that don't have cars go there all the time and it's always crowded

1:31.0

And I just think about those families that aren't gonna be able to walk to that other one like that anymore

1:36.4

That's fucked up. So now they pay like what four times the price at like the mini market. That's for sure

1:42.5

Yeah, I don't like that and where they put the new Safeway. There's already another huge

1:47.4

There's a lucky like what a mile away a mile away if that yeah

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