S1 Ep123: Liver Spotted Dick
Hello Dysfunction
Hello Dysfunction
4.8 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 15 April 2021
⏱️ 106 minutes
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Summary
This week’s tv recommendations are:
Koncrete podcast’s YouTube episode featuring Mark Laita of Soft White Underbelly.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the fucking show |
| 0:13.2 | So hard of hearing |
| 0:18.8 | Okay |
| 0:21.4 | Yeah, yeah, it's good. Okay, here we are. Hi guys episode 123 123 look at me |
| 0:28.2 | Of hello |
| 0:30.2 | That is pedophilia |
| 0:32.2 | That's crystal |
| 0:34.2 | and boy |
| 0:35.7 | I've been holding on to this fucking story since last Wednesday. Are you gonna come in hot? |
| 0:41.4 | Are you gonna tell it right away? I have so many hot things. Oh shit good first |
| 0:46.7 | Okay, wouldn't take a moment of silence the Safeway down the hill is officially closed |
| 0:50.9 | You're fucking prom your prom Safeway. I have to build a whole new relationship |
| 0:57.1 | Reputation out the new one you do, but I mean, you know quite a few of my favorites from Safeway are they transferring? |
| 1:03.4 | Yeah, okay good. So they know my rap and maybe they can help rebuild it. Yeah, you're gonna have to start talking to a whole bunch of new strangers |
| 1:11.8 | Yeah, I really liked my hood Safeway. This new one is more fancy |
| 1:16.4 | It makes me mad for reasons |
| 1:19.0 | It's right outside the projects and they get a lot of people that come there on foot. Yes |
| 1:24.7 | Elderly people that walk that's what I'm saying people that don't have cars go there all the time and it's always crowded |
| 1:31.0 | And I just think about those families that aren't gonna be able to walk to that other one like that anymore |
| 1:36.4 | That's fucked up. So now they pay like what four times the price at like the mini market. That's for sure |
| 1:42.5 | Yeah, I don't like that and where they put the new Safeway. There's already another huge |
| 1:47.4 | There's a lucky like what a mile away a mile away if that yeah |
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