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Hello Dysfunction

S1 Ep121: Fuck You And Them Fish

Hello Dysfunction

Hello Dysfunction

Improv, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.81.9K Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2021

⏱️ 121 minutes

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Summary

The hot weather is not appreciated, Crystal is BACK in FB jail, Sharon Osbourne is shit, Chet Hanks is embarrassing. The universe is hella funny sometimes, spirits are acting up, let us keep our body parts and now we know how Natalia really feels. 

This week’s tv recommendations are: 
• Q: Into The Storm (HBO)
• Seaspiracy (Netflix) 
• Beauties of The Night (Netflix) 
• Tina (HBO) 
• The Shining (HBO) 

This week’s podcast recommendations are:
• Radical Musings with Rosanna Arquette!

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0:00.0

Welcome to the fucking show

0:19.2

Hi, welcome to episode 121 of

0:24.0

Hello dysfunction with pot of free air and crystal

0:28.3

I have on a long flowing tide. I skirt

0:31.5

With purple socks and Birkenstocks today

0:35.9

I walked up and I have one like tide. I sweat since she was like I thought you had on a skirt

0:40.7

I did know what from the ankle and I was like oh that's what you thought this is some new fashion from her

0:48.8

Very burkly as it is very hot though

0:52.8

It's very warm here and I don't appreciate it. I don't want nice weather yet

0:57.3

Not until we're off full punishment. Yeah, keep it at a good 65 68 definitely

1:04.5

I'm fucking

1:06.5

I want us to be cold if we're stuck in the house. I want us to be cold and

1:10.4

miserable outside like the inside the last two days. I've gone out like

1:15.1

To get food or for the mail or I picked up bunny and it was like hot like sunny outside like I could have used the AC

1:22.4

What no because in my cave I didn't know that I had the heater on it's very dark. Yeah

1:27.7

Yes, it's very dark in there. Yeah, I keep it at a very cool temperature. Uh, I had no idea

1:34.0

I had no idea the sun was out. Yeah, it's been boom and over here hardcore

1:39.0

Yeah, and I'm over it

1:42.0

Even Facebook jail again. Oh god, you know, she's mad for a typo. I wasn't arguing. I said what was the typo honky?

1:50.1

What typo crystal and it was and I didn't fucking do shit this time the typo. I was writing but

1:57.6

And it was a friendly conversation. There was no disagreement. It wasn't argument

2:01.2

No, and I was writing but but accidentally hit I instead of a use so my phone auto corrected it to bitch

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