S1 Ep11: Gramma's Heart Attack
Hello Dysfunction
Hello Dysfunction
4.8 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 11 December 2018
⏱️ 94 minutes
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Summary
This week the dysfunction gets a bit serious. The girls are discussing kaiser's strike, losing virginity, relationship advice, holding grudges, a few very personal stories, and more crying (what's new). Of course the mood is lightened with some of Pata Fria's childhood antics, nail shop preferences, and gramma's "heart attack."
This episode does require a trigger warning, as sexual assault is discussed.
As always, enjoy.
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| 0:00.0 | Well, we're here for episode 11 of Hello Disfunction with Crystal Barbie and Patafria. |
| 0:11.0 | So we're back. We're in the middle of super cold weather. |
| 0:16.0 | This past like three days have been so fucking freezing. |
| 0:19.0 | We're dying. |
| 0:20.0 | And I'm never cold, but I've been hell of cold lately my heater's been on like constantly |
| 0:25.9 | I'm always cold I have a blanket with me right now in the studio by the way I brought from home |
| 0:31.9 | She finally got hip to it and brought a blanket. |
| 0:35.0 | For real, this is going to be my studio blanket from now on. |
| 0:38.0 | So warm. |
| 0:40.0 | This weekend, because of the cold weather. |
| 0:43.2 | And we had some rain here and there. |
| 0:45.2 | Sprinkles. |
| 0:46.8 | I was just cozy at home most of the weekend. |
| 0:50.9 | Debbie had a show. |
| 0:52.2 | She was DJing at this place in Vacaville that ended up being hell of fucking fun. That was on Saturday night. |
| 0:59.0 | Friday night I stayed home and my son came over and I had to talk with him just about like gratitude and he's about to turn 18 next month. |
| 1:11.2 | So he's already in |
| 1:13.0 | adult mode he thinks and I just had to talk to him because I already know he probably has these big plans for like tattoos and shit and like you know shit 18 year olds can do I don't |
| 1:24.8 | know what else regrettable shit yeah I have to tell him like you're still in |
| 1:28.5 | school like please just fucking finish school and you know just don't think that because you're 18 you're going |
| 1:34.2 | to throw that in anybody's face because you're still a kid right now like you're |
| 1:37.2 | not working right now you still depend on us for shit you know what I mean so to |
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