S1 Ep119: We Almost Killed Steve | Scissor Bros w/ Steebee Weebee & Jeremiah Watkins | Ep 119
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Jeremiah Wonders
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🗓️ 7 July 2023
⏱️ 64 minutes
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00:00 Teasers
01:51 Scissor Family
05:15 Edgy Steve
07:07 Violent D
11:19 Do You Smoke?
18:23 B-Real the Stripper
26:05 Steebee's Special
28:50 Vasectomy Time
31:34 Song "Nope."
37:40 Neck Drama
42:30 The Hardest Job
46:54 Movies and TV
50:42 The Challenge
1:02:56 Gerald's Thoughts
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| 0:00.0 | Surprise. Hey, I'm getting light headed. |
| 0:27.0 | Oh, man, Steve's nose is getting red. Scisser Brothers! |
| 0:46.0 | I dropped a stink bomb in your bathroom brother. |
| 0:49.0 | I was squeezing cheese. |
| 0:52.0 | Do you like what I tried to do in the bathroom while you were in there? |
| 0:56.1 | Yeah, do you know what he did? |
| 0:59.5 | Dude, I was in there just looking, you know know checking myself out fixing my hair and he |
| 1:05.7 | he fucking pulled down his pants to take a shit in front of me nice I'm like what are you |
| 1:09.7 | doing man he goes we're scissors. Yeah that's brotherhood that's |
| 1:13.6 | fucking that's crazy yeah man you're taking a page out of my book I do stuff like |
| 1:19.2 | yeah that's why I felt like doing it it made it make me feel comfortable man. |
| 1:22.6 | Oh, did? |
| 1:23.1 | Yeah. |
| 1:24.1 | Oh, that's interesting, man. |
| 1:25.1 | Why? |
| 1:26.1 | Tables have turned on me? |
| 1:30.4 | Yeah. |
| 1:31.4 | Really? |
| 1:32.4 | Turn the tables. |
| 1:33.0 | Have I ever once pooed in front of you, ever? |
| 1:37.0 | Um, I don't think so. |
| 1:40.0 | Yes? |
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