S1 Ep120: Jeremiah Got Stabbed | Scissor Bros w/ Steebee Weebee & Jeremiah Watkins | Ep 120

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Jeremiah Wonders

Comedy, Improv

4.9 • 977 Ratings

🗓️ 14 July 2023

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Jeremiah finally did it. He went and got stabbed (professionally) and passed out while getting his vasectomy. Steebee gets a first hand look at the damage, Jeremiah learns Steve is growing out of one of his worst habits, Steve shares his new fart segment and gets taken for a ride in Jeremiah's Bingo Challenge.

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00:00 Teasers
00:31 Play Along Challenge Rules
05:03 Discussing Last Week
09:30 New Fart Endeavor
13:51 Tales from the Trip
20:56 Vasectomy Aftermath
34:09 Sesame Street Scissors
38:22 Papa Steebee
44:01 Steebee's Growing Up
46:03 Song "The Collector"
51:20 Steve Realizes
58:10 BINGO
1:01:10 The Prize
1:04:30 Gerald's Thoughts

Transcript

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0:00.0	Hey, Cissor Siblings. Come see me in Kansas City for five shows this weekend, and also check out Stevie's new Stand Up on the Spa Special.
0:07.2	Now let's get into this episode of Cisser Bros.
0:11.6	But do you want to see the bruises from my vasectomy?
0:15.0	You just show me?
0:17.0	Yeah.
0:18.0	Absolutely. Cesar Brothers!
0:23.0	Okay, guys.
0:24.0	Steve is in the studio
0:28.0	Cesar Brothers!
0:32.0	Okay, guys, Steve isn't in the studio yet, so shh, but today we're doing our first Cisser Bros challenge that is interactive with you, the viewers and listeners. On screen, Jordan is going to put four variants of bingo boards, if you're familiar
0:46.1	that. We're doing Stevingo today. When Steve says or discusses the topics that are in the different
0:51.9	quadrants,
0:52.7	start playing bingo.
0:54.1	And the first one to win at Holmes,
0:56.0	you give yourself a prize.
0:57.6	Now if Steve wins this today,
0:59.8	he gets a bag full of goodies, which means
1:02.0	if he hits the different bingo ones
1:03.7	then he wins I have to give him a grab bag of good stuff it's a positive challenge
1:08.1	and I think that you guys are gonna dig it as you see this unfold let's get into this
1:12.1	episode we should do another see this unfold. Let's get into this episode.
1:13.0	We should do another ASMR.
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