S1 Ep118: Ryan Long is Scared of Submarines | Scissor Bros w/ Steebee Weebee & Jeremiah Watkins | Ep 118
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Jeremiah Wonders
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🗓️ 30 June 2023
⏱️ 69 minutes
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, Cissor siblings. Come see me on tour in Braya, California and Huntington Beach next weekend, |
| 0:06.5 | July 7th and 8th. I would love to see you there. And then come see me in Kansas City, |
| 0:11.1 | July 13th through 15th, and then July 28th in Aspen, Colorado, |
| 0:16.4 | then August 24th, Bakersfield, California, and then Detroit, Tacoma, Winnipeg, and more dates to be added. |
| 0:23.3 | Tickets to Jeremiah Watkins.com. |
| 0:25.2 | There's also a brand new stand-up on the spot that's out |
| 0:27.6 | with Jean-Marcos, Morgan J, Jessica Michelle Singleton, |
| 0:31.0 | Francisco Ramos and Ian Laura. You're going to love it. Now let's enjoy |
| 0:34.6 | this episode of Cisserbrows. Thanks so much for the support. |
| 0:38.5 | I think that if I was to guess the anal skin tears less. Yeah. |
| 0:53.0 | Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. |
| 1:05.0 | So you got to sort of ease into it. |
| 1:08.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:10.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:11.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:12.0 | Yes. Yeah. Yeah. |
| 1:14.0 | Uh-huh. |
| 1:16.0 | Okay. |
| 1:18.0 | Here we go. |
| 1:20.0 | And right. |
| 1:21.0 | And right. Go and Ryan Long is on the show. |
| 1:28.8 | You guys are really in each other's heads that was synchronously. |
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