S1 Ep116: Who is The Real Throat Goat

Hello Dysfunction

Improv, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.8 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 18 February 2021

⏱️ 114 minutes

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Summary

We’re entering the world of video. Crystal’s cat has fallen in love. Acid reflux feels like death is near. There’s a teen missing from Richmond. Cleaning your eyelash extensions is a must. Is there really a such thing as “just friends”? And nevermind the expiration dates.

This weeks tv recommendations are:
Soft White Underbelly: “Faith” episode (YouTube)
Judas and The Black Messiah (HBO)
War Dogs (Netflix)
Crime Scene: The Vanishing at the Cecil Hotel (Netflix)

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Went from lab to get them because
0:02.2	and from Mark's pizza.
0:10.5	Ooh, you got this one dropped!
0:12.8	Shut up!
0:15.8	Hey guys!
0:17.6	We're here for episode 116 of Hello Disfunction with Crystal and Potter for you.
0:25.2	And you guys, I have something to share with you because I'm just
0:28.8	bewildered by this.
0:30.5	My fucking, we have a cat, his name is Potato, one of 9,000.
0:35.2	He's not new, he's not a new cat.
0:36.8	No, he's fixed, he's been fixed since he was like a year old.
0:40.6	And now he's what, five?
0:42.0	He's five, we've had him since he was four weeks.
0:45.2	This past week, so cats have a difference between pissing and like,
0:48.9	marking their territory.
0:50.3	The marking of territory is like a...
0:52.0	And only boys do that, right?
0:54.0	I was told, girl cats don't do it.
0:56.3	Sometimes they do, if you get a dominant one, me.
1:01.2	Yeah, they're spraying.
1:03.8	So it's a different consistency.
1:07.0	One's like a mist and the other one's like, piss, right?
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