S1 Ep115: Jacket And Shoes With No Pants On

Hello Dysfunction

Improv, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.8 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 11 February 2021

⏱️ 126 minutes

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Summary

Disrespectful dreams. Carolyn gets a haircut. What do you want to be when you grow up? The truth from Doug. Wishing Tessica the best. Sex work really is empowering and witchcraft won the Super Bowl.

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Season 3 of The Sinner

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Hi!
0:01.0	Hola!
0:02.0	Just kidding!
0:03.0	Welcome!
0:04.0	Episode 115 of Hello Disfunction with Crystal and Potaphria and who's ready for some
0:29.3	disfunction?
0:31.3	Always!
0:32.3	Last night, I'm already lying.
0:37.6	Start off early.
0:38.6	A couple nights ago, Mark was sleeping the way his sleep apnea math works is hella air
0:45.3	pushes out of one part.
0:47.3	So if he's facing me and I happen to be facing him, it's like a weird storm in my face.
0:53.8	You know, I'm always cold, so I'm shaking him and I'm like, Mark, flip over, flip over.
0:59.6	Cause you can't just flip over.
1:01.2	No, I have to sleep a certain, you know me and my routine.
1:04.9	So I'm like, flip over, flip over.
1:07.6	He flips over hella hard onto his back, any, any yells.
1:11.6	I'm not a burger.
1:12.6	I'll shit with my phone.
1:15.6	Oh my god.
1:16.6	I was gonna say, is he like in Call of Duty or something in the middle of you trying to
1:20.7	interrupt him?
	...

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