Hi! We're back! Here we go! 117 of Hello to Function with Crystal and Potafria.

Holy Shit! We had a week off due to emergencies and I feel like I've so much shit to talk about.

Like endless fucking notes of things to talk about.

Yeah, I don't even know where to start.

Okay, let me tell you really quick this morning I went to the gas station again at my old tweaker name.

So yeah, I didn't know that you, I thought you were just randomly running into him.

Your old neighbor, tweaker neighbor that used to tweak with your dad?

Yeah, no.

Good old Doug, good old Dougie fresh.

He works at a gas station and so I went there today and I run into him and of course you know he's like fucking your hot blah blah blah.

I'm like suck a cock, Doug, fucking fuck your mom, you know.

And so he's like what do you do these days and I'm hoping you're gonna say you're a hooker.

Suck dick for fucking, that's what he was hoping because this break was coming up.

So I was like you know I have a podcast and he was like is that like a YouTube show?

Totally. And I was like just like that.

And I was telling him you know things we talk about and I was telling him of how last few episodes I spoke about him and the stuff he told me blah blah blah.

You know what you should talk about.

You should talk about the time your neighbor and he's referring to himself and he's like in the third person.

Of course and he's like you should talk about the time your neighbor sold a sixteenth of crank to a college freshman at Cal Berkeley

and he spent three days in the bathroom picking his face and didn't come out till the cops knocked on his bathroom door

because his roommates uncle had died in the other room.

I have that in quotes.

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