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Hello Dysfunction

S1 Ep114: Trigger Warning

Hello Dysfunction

Hello Dysfunction

Improv, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.81.9K Ratings

🗓️ 4 February 2021

⏱️ 120 minutes

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Summary

It’s been a really dysfunctional week. 
The original is always better than a copy. There’s been a horrible local murder. Awkward parenting moments, the disgusting wealth gap and some great listener write ins. 

This week’s book recommendation is: 
How To Talk To Anyone, Anytime, Anywhere by Larry King 

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Okay, just let me clarify real quick. Can you hear me okay? Yeah. I don't hate the intro music.

0:23.2

Hella people wrote me and they were like, why do you hate it? I actually picked it out of like 30.

0:28.2

I don't hate it. It's very awkward and cringy feeling when you have to listen to it and wait for it

0:34.9

to finish so you could start talking because that's how we do it. We try it back like we don't

0:40.7

add it later like it's in there so we sit through it and listen and I get all excited and her toes

0:46.5

fucking scroll into balls and I'm like okay so yeah that's that's where that came from but it's

0:54.2

episode 114 of hello dysfunction hi we're here we are here so dysfunctional week highly dysfunctional

1:03.2

there's so much horrible like abusive shit in the news in the media in the real world in

1:10.8

period yeah what the fuck is that about it was a full moon right I guess I mean it's always

1:17.2

something going on with the I think it was a full moon in Leo if I remember correctly I don't know

1:24.4

but it whatever it is I want it to stop yeah it's worse than mercury in uh

1:30.3

gatorade yes well I think that was happening too oh my god it's I don't know there's a lot of

1:35.5

shit I'm not a super into astrology I don't you know I just go off what people I know say yeah um

1:42.0

and bunny like she can always fill me in yeah the girl starts going on but like yeah I don't

1:48.0

I don't follow that stuff but I feel it I feel the effects of it so I don't deny it's um

1:54.9

powers uh really quick for again to the episode um a correction from last week I had said by

2:01.0

sign an executive order about defunding are about making private prisons cut their contracts

2:07.5

and shit so it didn't include immigrant detention facilities which there's so many of

2:14.7

so right before we started recording I came across an article um the Biden administration

2:23.1

is signing an executive order today that will um it's a task force that will operate under

2:31.6

Department of Homeland Security which will focus on identifying and reuniting immigrant families

2:38.0

who were separated at the US Mexican border and uh it will also reunite the still missing 611

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