S1 Ep112: Find My Balls
Hello Dysfunction
Hello Dysfunction
4.8 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 21 January 2021
⏱️ 101 minutes
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This week’s tv recommendations are:
Night Stalker (Netflix)
Unforgotten: 25yrs after Willowbrook (tubi)
An American Crime (tubi)
Hard Candy (tubi)
Book recommendations:
A Child Called “It”
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| 0:00.0 | Do. Hi, hey you guys. Welcome to episode 120. |
| 0:19.0 | Hi, hey you guys. |
| 0:22.0 | Welcome to episode 112 of hello dysfunction with Crystal and me |
| 0:29.0 | not a freea it's been a good day. It has. Let me just start. Today is January 19th. It is Stinker's birthday. |
| 0:40.0 | Happy birthday to Stinker. For those that don't know, that's my son. I only have one son and the rest are girls and he just made 20. |
| 0:49.0 | And I remember when you were pregnant with him. Yes, it's like how is he 20 and I have a |
| 0:54.7 | 22 year old who will be 22 next month and it's like how how? |
| 0:59.6 | Where has the time I feel like my maturity I'm like stunted because I don't feel old enough to have kids that old. I feel like they're just catching up to me like I'm not getting old too only they are. Right. Like you guys are not getting old too only they are right like you guys are becoming my peers |
| 1:15.5 | it's very weird yeah very weird feeling yeah I hella remember when they were both babies. |
| 1:22.6 | Yeah, I do too. |
| 1:24.2 | It's like I blinked and now they're adults. |
| 1:27.2 | I know. |
| 1:28.2 | But, um, yeah, I'm excited. |
| 1:31.2 | I mean, he's bummed because he can't really do anything to celebrate so he was having like a fit earlier I guess his sister told me |
| 1:38.0 | Appropriate like a tantrum kind of like he wanted to come he lives in Merced and he wanted to come out here his dad like wasn't letting him |
| 1:46.1 | use the car or something to come out here for I'm like what do you plan on doing anyway |
| 1:51.4 | like we wanted to throw you a dinner we were giving you |
| 1:54.0 | options safe COVID safe options and you said that was weak so like what what did you |
| 2:00.9 | have plans to do you're not gonna be hanging out and then going to my house. |
| 2:05.0 | Like that's not, you know. |
| 2:07.0 | So now you just get to set home. |
| 2:08.0 | Yeah, so we're gonna Zoom or something. I don't know, but if you don't want to do no family shit I can't help with anything else I'm not going to encourage you yeah I'm a be weak then because I can't encourage you to go out and hang out I can can't. You know, mine was weak too. We all had a weak |
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