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Hello Dysfunction

S1 Ep111: Wait, Look At My Socks

Hello Dysfunction

Hello Dysfunction

Improv, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.81.9K Ratings

🗓️ 14 January 2021

⏱️ 112 minutes

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Summary

Crystal thought she had Covid. Coffee is just a blindfold. Take care of your credit and cheese is more addicting than crack. Vaping isn’t safer than cigs and please don’t call our phones or do emergency break-thrus. 

This week’s tv recommendations are: 
Dear Mr. Gacy (on Tubi) 
Surviving Death (Netflix) 

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1-888-634-1123

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Transcript

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0:00.0

B. So far, so good.

0:15.0

Hi.

0:17.0

Episode 1, episode 111.

0:21.0

Of Hello Dysfunction.

0:24.6

We're back and it's freezing, and it was kind of raining when I went out earlier.

0:29.0

And I have a one of a kind to wrap around blanket skirt.

0:34.0

It's a floor length.

0:36.0

Very nice, fleece material.

0:38.0

Cat pattern.

0:40.0

Of course.

0:41.0

Mm-hmm.

0:42.0

Cats. You know. Um, it's cold and I still got an iced drink.

0:48.0

I have a new Starbucks concoction I would like to share. So right now they offer a pistachio latte.

0:55.0

Did you get it with extra grass in it? No, but instead of that I get four shots

1:01.0

over ice with three pumps of pistachio, two agavas, and the rest soy milk.

1:08.4

So when you do it that way without the pistachio it's normally 295 if you get it in a

1:15.8

Grande cup unless they want to be dicks and charge you for the soy and then it's 325

1:20.4

right she charged me like 450 and I said why is it so much today? So do they

1:27.4

charge for the pistachio? Yeah, they charge you per pump.

1:33.0

Okay, I didn't know that.

1:34.0

Well, that's why then, but it's still cheaper than, you know, and more effective.

1:39.0

That's what happens when you like all the pumps.

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