S1 Ep110: Never Having Sex With You Again

Hello Dysfunction

Improv, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.8 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 7 January 2021

⏱️ 117 minutes

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Summary

Covid is acting a fool, protect your toes! Carolyn takes a fall, grieving is tough, are you being accountable for your own actions? Celebrities and their spouses being frauds, don’t stay with anyone that doesn’t clean themselves and some tardy Happy Birthdays!
This week’s tv recommendations are:
The Minimalists (Netflix)
The Wittman’s (ID Chanel)
Obsession: Dark Desires (Hulu)

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0:00.0	It's episode 110.
0:15.0	Happy New Year.
0:19.0	Happy New Year kids.
0:20.0	Hope you didn't party. I know right. I'm so tired so tired of seeing people in fucking Texas and
0:29.2	Miami and Vegas living their lives mask mask-free, in clubs, in clubs, in house parties,
0:38.0	fucking no.
0:40.0	Why? No, it's not the time for that.
0:42.0	There's been a lot of travel to Mexico.
0:44.0	Yeah, and Mexico's fucked up because of it.
0:46.0	That's some real colonizer shit.
0:48.0	I was just going to say, we talk shit all the time about how white people ruin everything.
0:52.0	They brought smallpox over here. talk shit all the time about how white people ruin everything.
0:53.0	They brought smallpox over here, decimated the Native American population, and what are we doing now?
0:58.8	Continuing it.
1:00.8	Carrying on.
1:01.8	It's a very selfish, fucking choice to travel right now, especially somewhere
1:06.3	like that where testing is not even readily available to everybody and it's just
1:11.7	fucked up. And if you're not talking shit to these people you see partying when you have communication with them,
1:19.0	you're part of the problem.
1:21.0	Yep.
1:22.0	In my opinion. Because I say something. We. In my opinion.
1:23.0	Because I say something.
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