S1 Ep10: Parental Advisory

Hello Dysfunction

Improv, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.8 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 4 December 2018

⏱️ 105 minutes

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Summary

This week the dysfunctional duo are offering up parental advice of all sorts. From the Hawaiian Pine-sol event, apologizing to your children, walking the parent/friend line, and teaching your children gratitude. The girls also touch on dick pics, "porn vs. dom" reality, and as always, listener questions. Enjoy. 💦

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0:00.0	Okay, we're here. Welcome to Hello Dysfunction.
0:04.0	Episode.
0:05.0	Ten!
0:06.0	It's ten!
0:07.0	It's the 10th anniversary!
0:09.0	We're now, it's 5.5 when we're started.
0:12.0	Oh my goodness.
0:13.0	It's a lucky time to start episode 10.
0:16.0	And we don't have a cake.
0:18.0	We don't.
0:19.0	Crystal is a liar.
0:20.0	This isn't the first time.
0:22.0	But she even picked a flavor and made it sound all exciting and wet and dropped the ball
0:28.0	But I did bring banana split dipping dots and I ate them all for yourself. You celebrate it alone.
0:33.7	I celebrated by myself.
0:35.1	That's really like a big pig.
0:37.6	Our snacks are fucking weak this time.
0:40.3	Our gas station salad has no pepper and chinis, no lettuce, very little bell pepper, no leaves of any kind.
0:47.0	They're leant.
0:50.0	Yeah, like paneses.
0:52.0	But we're still here and... Yeah, I'm pretty disappointed.
0:57.0	But we're still here and yeah, it's episode 10. And I'm so excited.
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