Welcome to Who's Shat on the floor at my wedding, episode number two.

I'm Karen White House.

This is Helen McLaughlin, and I'm Detective Lauren Kilby.

We're here because an actual human being and I'm

I'm Detective Lauren Kilby. We're here because an actual human being

shat on the floor at Helen and Karen's wedding and we need to find out who.

What've we got here, Detective?

Alright, so we have got a device that we will be using to extract the truth from our victims.

You mean a lie detector test? It's a lie detector test. It's a polygraph as we call it in the industry.

It's actually called the USB polygraph Police Edition, Real Lie detector.

Very high-end product.

I did quite a lot of research and this was the only option that was actually in our budget range.

All right.

And also this exact real lie detector was featured in a movie with Jennifer Lopez.

So it's the real deal.

Yeah.

And luckily it arrived just in time because today we have got our very

first interrogation planned. We need to double check that the lie detector test works and

then we're going to be bringing in a very suspicious person for questioning,

the person who claims to have discovered the fecal matter.

But first can you tell us a little bit more about this truth extraction device?

Yeah, was it well reviewed?

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