S1 E3 Who shat on the floor at my wedding? 'Straight, straight, straight, lesbian'

Who Shat On The Floor At My Wedding? And Other Crimes

Who shat on the floor at my wedding? And other crimes

Society & Culture, Crime, Shat, Detective, Comedy, Lesbian, Wedding, True Crime

4.6 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 10 December 2020

⏱️ 20 minutes

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Forensic psychologist Mike Berry gives the team some solid advice. They head to the red light district of Amsterdam and confront an ex lover who attended the wedding. Was this a crime of passion?

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0:00.0	Previously on who shed on the floor at my wedding.
0:06.0	The thing that threw me was that,
0:07.7	apart from obviously someone's shut on the floor
0:09.4	in the wedding, was that the culprit
0:12.4	had actually skidded in the last one that they had just dropped.
0:16.0	And I remember the very first reaction that I had was, wow, this is early on for this kind of thing to happen.
0:21.0	That's your first thought.
0:22.6	You weren't shocked to say Faith Homator on the floor,
0:25.6	but you were like, oh, the time's a bit off here.
0:28.2	Yes.
0:29.2	One of the guests, Henk, spent most of the evenings, stood at the entrance of the ladies toilets, talking to everyone.
0:37.0	And they brought around fries and mayonnaise, and he was sat in the ladies eating Fritz. What the fuck was he doing in the ladies eating Fritz.
0:42.8	What the fuck was he doing in the air?
0:45.8	It's got to be cleaned.
0:46.8	You can't leave the shit on the floor in the toilet all night.
0:49.8	Luckily, Henke jumped in and basically volunteered to do it.
0:54.3	Welcome to who's shit on the floor at my wedding,
1:02.4	episode 3.
1:03.4	I'm Detective Lauren Kilby and I'm sitting here with my clients Helen McLaughlin,
1:07.2	Howdy, and Karen White House.
1:08.8	Good day to you.
1:09.8	I'm here investigating a crime that occurred at my client's wedding two years ago where someone
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