S1 E1 Who shat on the floor at my wedding? 'A crime was committed'

Who Shat On The Floor At My Wedding? And Other Crimes

Who shat on the floor at my wedding? And other crimes

Society & Culture, Crime, Shat, Detective, Comedy, Lesbian, Wedding, True Crime

4.6 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 30 November 2020

⏱️ 15 minutes

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Summary

In this very first episode we delve into the details of a crime that took place at a lesbian wedding in 2018. Join the brides, Helen and Karen, and ‘Detective’ Lauren Kilby as the trio explore possible motives and show you what tricks they have up their sleeves to crack this case.

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0:00.0	A crime was committed on a day that started out very innocently.
0:14.0	It was just a stunning day.
0:15.0	There were these little fluffy clouds and blue sky
0:19.0	and Karen's dress blowing in the wind.
0:22.0	I mean, it was just just it was just magical.
0:24.5	Two beautiful brides Helen and Karen made the appropriate assumption that their
0:32.2	wedding day
0:33.2	would be the most memorable day of their lives.
0:37.4	It was great.
0:38.2	I think the whole day was fabulous.
0:39.7	There was a lot of love in the air, I think.
0:42.1	Everything was wonderful. It was a very special day.
0:44.7	Well it was memorable but not in the way you think.
0:50.7	I went in and I opened the door at the end.
0:55.0	And was like, oh, what the fuck?
0:59.0	Someone has shut on the floor at the current wedding.
1:10.0	I'm Detective Lauren Kilby and I'm here to crack this case. This is episode one of who shat on the floor at my wedding.
1:19.0	In today's episode, we're going to kick-start the investigation, and I'm going to give you a little sneak
1:24.2	peek into some of the tricks that I have up my sleeve to crack this case. But first
1:30.1	let's hear from the victims of the crime, my clients.
1:35.0	Hello there, I'm Karen White House and I'm sitting here with my wife.
1:38.0	That's me, Helen McLaughlin.
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