Season 1 Trailer - Who Shat On The Floor At My Wedding?

Who Shat On The Floor At My Wedding? And Other Crimes

Who shat on the floor at my wedding? And other crimes

Society & Culture, Crime, Shat, Detective, Comedy, Lesbian, Wedding, True Crime

4.6 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 30 October 2020

⏱️ 3 minutes

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Summary

A true story involving two brides and one turd. What do you do if someone defecates on the floor at your wedding? Re-evaluate your friends and family? No, you launch an investigation to find who did it. Join the brides, Helen Mclaughlin and Karen Whitehouse, and the extremely under-qualified “Detective” Lauren Kilby, as they interrogate wedding guests, hook bridesmaids up to polygraph machines and speak with top forensic experts in an attempt to crack the case. Because crime is not a laughing matter. Well, maybe except for this one.

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0:00.0	What happened was we had this amazing wedding best day of my life, naturally married the woman of my dreams.
0:07.0	It was such a perfect day.
0:09.0	We had champagne reception under fluffy white clouds and jazz music playing and our favorite people.
0:15.0	I didn't know about this I don't think until afterwards until we got back to the
0:19.7	hotel and then Karen was explaining that something terrible had happened that night.
0:25.0	We've spent an unhealthy amount of weekends,
0:32.0	weekends, an unhealthy amount of weekends, an unhealthy amount of time just discussing who the fuck shah at our wedding.
0:38.0	Like...
0:40.0	That's right, one of our guests actually defecated on the floor, missing the
0:47.8	toilet bowl by quite a distance. We quite naturally just have to know who was audacious enough to commit this most heinous crime.
0:58.0	So we thought the best thing to do would be to join forces with our good friend Lauren Kilby to conduct a thorough investigation and get some answers.
1:07.0	Tomorrow morning I'm going to wake up, right?
1:11.0	Yes.
1:12.0	And I'm going to write an email to every single guest that attended our
1:17.2	wedding. And I'm going to let them know that we're doing this podcast. Right. As long as you just introduce me as a lead detective on the case,
1:27.0	then I've got no issues what else you put.
1:29.0	So I just put you in C then.
1:31.0	Acting detective.
1:32.0	Ooh, I might get an email. I'll get a email
1:34.3	detective lorinkillby.com it's email dot com.
1:36.7	no. lorin dot killby at detective dot com.
1:41.1	detective at lorin killby dot com. Detective at who's
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