S03E04 - Relaxing at The Perfecticon Spa

We Fix Space Junk

Battle Bird Productions

Comedy Fiction, Fiction, Arts, Science Fiction

4.8 • 723 Ratings

🗓️ 30 August 2020

⏱️ 28 minutes

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When Kilner and Samantha are told their next job is just to relax at a spa, they are right to be a little suspicious. Welcome back to the world of We Fix Space Junk! We're so, so happy to be releasing again! This season was recorded entirely in lockdown. To check out our sponsor, go to functionofbeauty.com/SpaceJunk or use SpaceJunk at checkout for 20% off! Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click here or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions. All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights CAST Rebecca Evans Beth Crane Jack Carmichael Niko Gerentes Nazli Sarpkaya Hedley Knights Molly Pipe Vicki Baron LOOKING FOR WAYS TO SUPPORT WE FIX SPACE JUNK? You can join our Patreon or send us a one-off donation on Ko-Fi or PayPal! If you’re looking for something we’ve advertised, visit our affiliate partner page! We’ve also got a wide range of merch available on our TeePublic, Spreadshirt and Etsy pages! FIND US ON SOCIAL MEDIA TWITTER: twitter.com/WeFixSpaceJunk // twitter.com/battlebirdprod // twitter.com/Automnicon FACEBOOK: facebook.com/WeFixSpaceJunk // facebook.com/BattleBirdProd INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/battlebirdproductions TUMBLR: wefixspacejunk.tumblr.com TIKTOK: tiktok.com/@wefixspacejunk WEBSITE: battlebird.productions Heard an ad you think shouldn't be here? Get in touch Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hi, it's me, Sponspot. I love you.
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0:14.0	Race the rudder, raise the sails, raise the sails!
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0:44.1	Terms and conditions apply.
0:46.1	I get to speak to you.
0:48.1	Bye.
0:50.8	We Fix Space Junk Series 3 by Beth Crane.
0:55.0	Episode 4, relaxing at the Perfecticon spa. I'm going to
1:28.3	I'm
1:30.3	Yeah Kielner?
1:49.8	Kielner?
1:50.6	Kielna!
1:51.8	What?
1:52.8	I'm sorry to wake you, but you have a job coming in.
1:56.7	Oh, another one.
1:59.6	What is it this time?
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