S03E03 - The Starship Titanic

We Fix Space Junk

Battle Bird Productions

Comedy Fiction, Fiction, Arts, Science Fiction

4.8 • 723 Ratings

🗓️ 16 August 2020

⏱️ 17 minutes

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The Starship Titanic is, as its name suggests, sinking. But can Kilner and Samantha save their assigned rescuees in time? Welcome back to the world of We Fix Space Junk! We're so, so happy to be releasing again! This season was recorded entirely in lockdown. To check out our sponsor, go to functionofbeauty.com/SpaceJunk or use SpaceJunk at checkout for 20% off! Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click here or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions. All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights CAST Beth Crane Rebecca Evans Jack Carmichael Robin Ince Hedley Knights Vicki Baron David Ault Graham Rowat Angharad Price LOOKING FOR WAYS TO SUPPORT WE FIX SPACE JUNK? You can join our Patreon or send us a one-off donation on Ko-Fi or PayPal! If you’re looking for something we’ve advertised, visit our affiliate partner page! We’ve also got a wide range of merch available on our TeePublic, Spreadshirt and Etsy pages! FIND US ON SOCIAL MEDIA TWITTER: twitter.com/WeFixSpaceJunk // twitter.com/battlebirdprod // twitter.com/Automnicon FACEBOOK: facebook.com/WeFixSpaceJunk // facebook.com/BattleBirdProd INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/battlebirdproductions TUMBLR: wefixspacejunk.tumblr.com TIKTOK: tiktok.com/@wefixspacejunk WEBSITE: battlebird.productions Heard an ad you think shouldn't be here? Get in touch Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:55.3	We Fix Space Junk Series 3 by Beth Crane.
1:00.1	Episode 3, the Starship Titanic. The Star Ship Titanic. I'm Oh Yeah Three, four, five, six. Oh. What are you doing?
1:45.1	I thought I should make some changes after we came off the weight lifters planet.
1:48.7	Thought I'd do a bit of exercise.
1:50.6	So long as you don't turn up the gravity?
1:52.6	No, definitely wasn't planning on doing that.
1:58.3	That's new.
2:00.4	Warning, autumicom employees.
2:02.6	Emergency message incoming.
2:05.6	Hello, valued employees.
2:10.6	Here are the details for emergency mission.
2:14.6	You will be rescuing survivors. In or at the wreckage of the starship Titanic.
2:21.3	We hope you enjoy your emergency mission.
2:24.3	Additional notes?
2:25.3	Collect rescue supplies from coordinating ship Alpha B20.
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